FauxTUS

The word POTUS, which stands for, ‘ President Of The United States ‘ …is a non-word which has almost completely lost its value. Like the word, God. As much as it should stand for strength, unity, liberty…it also stands for a puppet who doesn’t have ultimate power: But is more of a figurehead. Also they are a scapegoat for all the discontent of the citizens or a convenient target for Congress when they need a distraction from their killing of innocent people anywhere they choose.

The real POTUS is the People. The People Of The United States are the most important thing. Riiight?????…the People are much more than just pieces of paper on some legislative desk in an old building way down the road at the back of the industrial park; with all the broken crappy pallets out by the dumpster…riiiight?

Surely the People are more important than just Congressional overreach and abuses of powers given to them by rights of their position in American politics which states that they are there FOR THE PEOPLE, not to go against them…riiight? ( WHACK!!! …..thud…….. ) …..

you will sit down and shut up and pull out your wallet when we tell you to, and you will give us all your offspring to be used as needed in fake wars; don’t worry we might pay for the funeral, but…probably not though. You are a number and a name used to identify possible voters who are actually irrelevant and are only important at tax time.

You have no identity. You are an object of scorn and you are in the way of La Raza…could you move it along? Don’t get injured on the job, you are required to always have a source of income which we will gladly bilk just in time for your daughter’s graduation. Oh you didn’t have money to get her a cake??? Oh, too bad…hey! It’s taxtime…( holding out his hand, palm upwards… )

But by all means, if you do injure yourself, be sure to get addicted to pain pills and lose all your money; unable to pay bills or even maintain what’s left of your family…then you will need to come to the government for help, and we will

‘ protect ‘ you as we experiment with the latest med which will render you impotent and drooling into a cup of coffee from 9 am to approximately 2:45 pm just in time to pick yourself up off the floor and explain to your children why you fell again…

Do get right back to work though, it has been months and we still have innocent people in Iraq and Yemen to kill.

Then we’ll go in and offer AID and help them to repair all the cities we bombed at 3AM with NATO and destroyed all hopes of progress due to massive campaigns of bombing and drone strikes to their vital infrastructure, and schools. But we’ll just blame those strikes on Russia so the stupid public makes memes saying Putin is a war criminal. They don’t even have the intelligence to go use their $1,000 phone and do some simple research, but they’ll celebrate straight up murderers like Che Guevera. They are the pimple we have been trying to pop on this big ass of progress…DIG IN! Let’s get it done right now. We the People need to really dig in and get the good work done. OUR country has been going downhill for decades. This is a vital moment in US history and we are surely losing our place and our momentum in the progress we’ve enjoyed for so long. We are now travelling in reverse.

But thanks to brave people such as Susan Lindauer, we have learned that our government; namely Congress and/or other elements in control, are steering us into an oak tree at 100MPH. Either grab the wheel or get the hell out of the way. And stop being a speed bump. We need to get this done, NOW!

NOW now, Like, yesterday!…

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