( rambling babbles and cluttered, confused nonsense conversation…… )

” muumuumuumuumuu bu bub bu bu buuuuuu….( speaking while clenching his tongue between his teeth… ) my tllongue izjha horniis nesst in honey ( now back to regular while staring downward trying to look at his tongue… ) …annaat bear itth thawing off my faizjh ( looking up then straight ahead at all the soldiers in drag… ) Aunt Eddie??? wuh with a b, butterknife covered with the oh…paque cancer of a bright Thursday morning in Kingston MA., …( giggling in a high pitch heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeee……….on the FUHkin moooooooheeheeheeheeheeheeeeeeeeee…..moon…………………………………………..

……………( whispering to himself ) andiknowilefttheirononthe ironin boardbut mah sannwishes areoldand moooldy by now…………………gotta go to the…..headinheeheeheeheeeeeeee…..( inhaling strong!!!!……exhaling……) whhhhhhew….Suhouth ( composing himself ) South. ( bursting out again…. )

heeheeheeeeeeeeee by the….by the ocean front…ch ch ch ch ch ” …

Gentlemen…how are you? Feeling it yet? it’s been around 20 minutes, so either chew it up and swallow it or spit it out, up to you. ( mumbling in background )

” muumuumuumuumuumuu..where’zMichael C???…” …ok, don’t worry about Mike he

…had to go….

just remember to look at the camera

and remember, ( wiping his hand across the ceiling of the sound stage… )

” SPAAAAACE ” …..

( Aldrin’s voice….. ) ” COOOOOooolll….. ” …..( following his own hand trails back and forth as he watches all the stars squashing sideways like a magnet pulling filings to one side……….. ) ….

…ok? annnnnnnnnd action. ( camera pans in on Neil Armstrong carefully stepping down off the lunar lander, as if he can’t see his own feet underneath him. The audience can’t see his eyes gone black: irises fully dialated and his entire body rippling with so much LSD he suddenly believes he’s the King of the Moon people…” one small step for the Moon King ann wuhhstep toward my ex zzfinally getnn whas’s comin to huh…igive..lhhthis foowwpruh fotpritt for yuyounyoumannity … ” …

[ ” Houston we can fix that in editing correct?….. ” …. ]

{ ” KZZXT! correct…. KZZXT! ” }

( circus music playing in a run down loop trailing through molasses and straining to the left as it floats beneath tomorrow… ) …

So here we are; perched at the end of a spiral arm, set in some cosmic dust…just thriving away the day in all our progress and devolution. And you have space. AHHH! The final frontier. Right?

so they find a planet and say, ” hey, it’s hope for humanity!! ( like we gave up or something! … ) for a new planet to go to … ( and mess up after we’ve finally exhausted this one ). However, they do happen to mention that it is, ” roughly 350 light-years from Earth ” …

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/jwsts-first-exoplanet-images-forecast-a-bright-future/

Ok. Ok fine…buuuut do we all understand that one light year is 5.88 TRILLION miles away?

so if this one is habitable, fine. Buuuut when do we leave? Because it is gonna be a looooong trip! Bring some snacks! And don’t forget to hold your breath going through the Van Allen belt….just like when you get an X-Ray and they tell you to hold your breath…

” don’t make me angry Mr. McGee…you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry… ” …

But NAHHH!!! space is totally real! Keep giving money to NADA ( who can hardly get a rocket off the ground as of 2022… ) and by the way, next time someone challenges you on the whole did we go to the moon or not go to the moon thing…just remind them that NASA taped over the moon landing because they

” didn’t have any other tapes around to record on ” …

That is real. The moon landing, wasn’t…

and finding new planets that are 350 X 5.88 TRILLION miles away, is also not real. What is real is the ground you are standing on. Protect that before you believe what the government agencies tell you.

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