” Pelosi the hero swooped in at the very last second and saved

babies from a burning building ” …

yes! but she started the blaze!

This still qualifies as DoubleSpeak, i just put two and two twogether two make 5…

( reference to George Orwell’s book 1984, on the theory of 2+2=5 ) but refer to this Congressional phenomena as QuadrupleSpeak as a reminder that several things can go unnoticed which are contained within the same sentence.

January 6th was not real, yet it’s being touted as the worst thing to happen to Democracy since all those corpses got caught under the wheels of American politics and death machines killing babies at 3 in the morning…” the nerve of all those innocent people; being right there underneath all those bombs we dropped…how dare they bleed while we’re out there trying to build a stronger world by murdering half of it? That’s not very diplomatic…here, now your land is laden with depleted Uranium…

……..ummmmmm…THANNNNK YOUUUUUUU?????????? ( scoffing at their impiety ) …” …